i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When did angry sex become our thing?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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