PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The ass gains better be worth it
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
