Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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