You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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