Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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