I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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