I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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