At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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