She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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