SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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