And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
