Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Jerry, you need to find god
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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