pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
