he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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