hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
