what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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