Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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