some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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