found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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