ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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