so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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