I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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