we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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