: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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