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She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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