I'm going to jail i love you
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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