But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
