hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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