dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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