How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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