Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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