haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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