they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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