So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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