Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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