But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My room smells like vodka and shame
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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