I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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