dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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