So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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