I don't think brook has ever known best
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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