My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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