The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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