This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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