my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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