Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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