And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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