once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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