Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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