i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I want you more than these girls want KFC
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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