Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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