Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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