I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Do plants get herpes?
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