Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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