I didn't shave. On purpose
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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