help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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