sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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