sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Dual....:-)
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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