I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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